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		vayup 4 days ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: I invited strangers to message me through a receip... I read the title as "massage me", and was very confused for a few seconds.

jader201 3 days ago [–]

Glad I wasn’t the only one.

But knowing the things that pop up on HN, something like remotely massaging someone via a receipt printer is totally believable.

I’m actually hoping someone reads this and creates a remote massaging receipt printer.

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