“GitHub for if you compete with MS and someone high in your org is concerned about letting MS host your code.”

“GitHub with a worse UI except GitHub’s has been getting worse for years so now they’re both similarly bad so never mind”

“Worse gitea but with more features so sometimes it’s better”

Having used GitLab Enterprise, I'd describe it as having 99% of the features that you could ever want, but those features are generally executed no more than 75% well.