Reminds me of that time 10 years ago when I tried to make Go more like PHP instead of the other way around: https://github.com/blixt/go-pher
More seriously, happy to see worker mode in this server. PHP does come with several performance downsides, though I’m sure a lot of them have been worked around in the past decade. I don’t think I’d do PHP again though if I’m being honest.
There seem to be a lot of us with this PHP sentiment. PHP is like a girlfriend you lived with that was easy going and super cool at first...but by the end she might have been trying to poison you. She's been to therapy since and doing really awesome, but how could you ever go back right?
Like, I'm really happy for the (many) remaining PHP devs that it isn't the shitshow it got to be around PHP6. But it could never tempt me back. Deno, Django, Go, dotnet...plenty of other fish in the sea.
More seriously, happy to see worker mode in this server. PHP does come with several performance downsides, though I’m sure a lot of them have been worked around in the past decade. I don’t think I’d do PHP again though if I’m being honest.