Agreed. I like the smell of fluorides in the morning.

and blackflies/moshka just eat you

Just force. Install linux and find an excuse like you'll do windows next week because reasons. Works wonders.

Yes, Fourier Transform never lies when you get it right. :-/s

Touché :)

Stupidity is known to be infinite. And it is a resource.

I dispute the infinity of stupidity! It can only be infinite on an infinite timeline, as there are a finite number of people at any given time! But is time infinite?

Right, the problem is that one can't formally describe the environment, and any one thing has to interact with it. So formallness goes right out the window.

It's because epoll === kqueue mostly.

Besides kqueue grew from FreeBSD, not OSX. Such ignorance saddens me much more.

You know, in 90s in Russia in IT circles Windows was known as "маздай" which is a transliteration of "must die".

Looks like nothing has changed.

PHP was created in the first place because writing slop in Perl was too hard.