They do layoff 10% of the workforce each year, based on personal experience.

Yup, bake my pizzas on a 44W slab and they come out perfect.

> 44W slab

44 Watts?

44W is a secret way to tell you that they are Canadian! (... it is a steel grade)

44W is a type of steel (https://www.terranovasteel.com/structural)

Still, somebody needs to prototype a 44 Watt steel slab to cook pizzas with.

This is Hacker News, after all. :)

And then someone needs to port Doom to it.

Would the pizza dough on the bottom be considered as the display? ;)

I'm thinking pellets of cheese as the pixels, with a frame rate of one frame about every three minutes.

44 watts is not enough. I would say 1100 minimum to cook a good pizza.

It all depends on the size of the pizza. Make one with a diameter of 3 cm and those 44 watts are more than sufficient.

If I were reading this on The Right Tools for The Right Job News, I'd agree. :)

Start a corporation so you can buy other people's souls

And that's why you use C in the first place?

If there was somebody smart enough to pull these kind of 5d moves itd be elon.

Maybe, maybe not, but the probability is non zero.

Confidence men like Musk are brilliant in this respect at least: they can so bedazzle some segments that they are willing to reinterpret every possible outcome, no matter how obviously detrimental, as a secretly planned win, only under altered game rules. Cf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_Prophecy_Fails.

lol no? type inference is great u just suck at programming.

Hahaha I walk by this stand every day but assumed it was some kind of over priced tourist shop. Will give it a try!