I can hear the whooshing sound accompanying the snark... I'm talking about how this is communicated. I'd suggest that Apple say something like "200+ developer frameworks" rather than counting up the number of individual methods or functions.
Here is a summarization provided by Claude after I back-and-forthed it a bit:
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Apple Developer Frameworks
This list represents the vast ecosystem of frameworks available to developers for building applications across Apple's platforms.
I. Foundational Frameworks
These provide the fundamental services and data management capabilities for all applications.
- Core Frameworks: Essential for data types, collections, and low-level services. Examples: Foundation, Core Data, Core Foundation
- Security: Manages user authentication, authorization, and cryptographic services. Examples: CryptoKit, LocalAuthentication, Security
Best guess: that's because no organizations are writing their first PL/I apps in 2025; and there aren't many PL/I-using organizations who weren't big IBM customers, who largely migrated from OS/2 to Linux. So I wouldn't be shocked if a Windows version wouldn't bring in enough money to make even a relatively easy port worth it.
Next-to-best guess: author was an OS/2-head, many of whom have been hating M$ Windoze for 30 years at this point! Ah, those were good days.
And those are also all things that a smartphone can do (often a little worse, admittedly). Which you'll have with you anyway because of all the things it does much better than glasses can and likely ever could.
That's the only part I don't like about the Switch OS, and, yes, it's very bad. And it always baffles me why they wouldn't improve the app that generates revenue of all things.