I find using the LLM as a rubber duck helpful, even if, no, especially if I do not even end up pressing send. Just writing out the problem leads me to the answer.
While not a random server in the internet, here is the start of the ssh banner on my router (before the legal "fuck off")
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N E X T G E N E R A T I O N G A T E W A Y
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NG GATEWAY SIGNATURE DRINK
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* 1 oz Vodka Pour all ingredients into mixing
* 1 oz Triple Sec tin with ice, strain into glass.
* 1 oz Orange juice
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Including a cocktail recipe in the login banner has been a signature of OpenWRT for a long time. Looks like Technicolor came up with their own recipe for their OpenWRT distribution.
Flame is what you see when gases burn in the air. As the material burns, it breaks down and releases flammable gases, which burn too, giving the effect of flame. If you have ever tried burning fine-grade steel wool, you will have seen that it burns without any flame because the iron burns directly without making gases first.
How long ago did you try it out? Haiku is daily driver-ready for a lot of people, especially now that FireFox has been ported (under the name of iceweasel).