You look out the window and see an army of orcs
  marching towards your door.
  "Run!" you shout to your servant as he runs off
  to find some way to defend the castle.
  > take a photo of the orcs

  The orc horde approaches your keep. The orcs
  are about to break through the wooden gates
  when they suddenly stop. They stare at you with
  their red eyes for a moment before turning away.
  You take a picture of them and post it on the wall
  > post the picture on Instagram

  Your keep is attacked! Posting a picture of the
  orcs on Instagram will help spread the word about
  the attack! A few hours later, you receive
  a message from someone named @lil_mama_sister